Thursday, January 25, 2007
Hey guys sorry for not updating for the past few months..been really busy having fun during the holidays ever since A lvls ended..and i kinda neglected my blog coz i was getting bored of blogging..haha but i am here to update coz i am going to army in about a few hours time..yes gonna be sacked up in green black and grass...enjoying a rather long trip in tekong resort with a whole bunch of other guys sweating it out during hot weather and trudging through muddy grounds during wet weather..sounds really really fun huh..hahahaha who am i kidding...
BUT i am looking forward to the army experience. Coz i get to learn a whole lot more stuff there as compared to what girls learn during their working experience. Industrial attachments and actual working experience..been there done that..now i wanna learn survival skills..hahaha..but i really really hope that army would be kind to a pitiful soul like yours truly..hope i will get nice mentors who wouldnt push ppl around for no apparent reason..hope i will get to meet awesome friends there and hope i will emerge from the army experience..a better man.
The saying goes:" You enter the army as boys..u leave the army as men." That saying doesnt apply to me..coz i am already a man..i will just come out a better man...muahaha yes lame and ever so thickskinned..but whatever. Have been getting loads of advice from friends, family, relatives and random ppl here and there..seems that superstitions still linger around tekong island..apparently when i smell fragipani..i better run away lest the pontianak comes and rape me..haha plz..i dun even know how fragipani smells like..plus i heard from janah i mustnt bend down to get my soap bar when it drops on the floor..lest i get sodomised..then i was fooling around with her..pretending i didnt know the meaning of sodomised..hahaha. Heard there are wild boars which steal food and rummage through ur things...hmm..
On the other hand..reacreation facilities would be swell..too bad very few or no girls will be there to have fun with the guys..the poor guys have to survive and tame our urges by cracking sick jokes with one another...gosh it would be so gay...argghhhhhh...wish i had more female friends so that they will see me off at the jetty...so sad..sniff..
Whatever i am sure army will be great. Even if it isnt..i will make the best of what i have and make it great..hahaha. During the remainder of my holidays..auntie poh eng and uncle richard came over from seattle with my Xbox games that i ordered from the US..so far i have tried out 4 games..i still have 6 more games left unopened...all coz of army...i cant get a proper relief teaching or private tutoring job coz of army..i cant get a gf coz of army..i cant apply for a cooking course or computing course coz of army..i cant get my driver's licence coz of army..i cant hang out with my friends much coz they have jobs and school and i got army...i cant go overseas coz of army..i have to suffer by training my body up everyday in the gym coz of army.....etc....
To summarize..army disrupts my life..argghhh i better get sth good out of it..i wouldnt wanna waste my time there doing admin or storage duties..sentry duty is a waste of time too..i heard my seniors playing daidee at the causeway during their sentry duty..when their in charge came to check on them..this is the conversation.
Recruits: Eh sir whats up..wanna play asshole daidee?
Sergeant: What are you guys doing..u guys are supposed to be doing sentry duty..sure i will join
in..anyone got cigerattes?
How lame.
Gonna be deprived of girls!!!!! Raging hormones! I better hang out with girls after my 2 weeks of confinement otherwise i would probably go crazy trying to resist my urges..hahaha..sound so desperate...
Yup i guess thats it. Long enough entry for ya priya? hahaha u wanted me to update after all...well hope i survive the army. Dun miss me too much ppl..i dun think anyone would even notice i am gone...hahaha...urgh...Cya in 2 weeks. Peace.
InD!gO plunged into darkness 5:22 PM
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